RSS and its Hinduvat Agenda

Disclaimer:- This is a work of satire. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Around 350 BC, BJP’s Hindutva was getting weak due to expansion of Buddhism. Hence BJP conspired against Dhana Nand, the last ruler of Nanda Dynasty.

Dhana Nanda was a secular, liberal ruler. Being true secular ruler, he allowed his ministers & government officials to plunder the state. To give quality secularism, he too joined them to plunder his own state plus he expelled Chanakya, a stanch RSS Hindu Brahiman. Nothing wrong in plundering own state because the last government, a secular govt, too looted in India & gave our secular share.

Chanakya, a teacher in Taxila, claimed himself an expert in economics, everyone knows that except one Doctor nobody can be expert in Economics. BJP saw it an opportunity to rejuvenate its Hindutva agenda. They conspired with Alexander to attack Dhana Nand & then leave India, so that Chanakay could reunite all Hindu Kings.

And thus Chankya’s disciple Chandragupta Maurya was installed in place of Dhana Nand. This was first BJP government in India.

You know that Ashoka, another BJP ruler was one of the most violent ruler. This is character of BJP. I don’t know why people call Ashoka as the great while actually India had only one great and that was Akbar the great.

Disclaimer:- This is a work of satire. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.